Tower of Cruel Punishment

the hardest tower in jtoh. like wtf man??

JToH player #1: OMGFGF WRVWGIERUIVCW I JUST BEAT TOWER OF CRUEL PUNISHMENT OMGGGG
JToH player #2: nahh exploits
JToH player #3: HACKS

JToH player #1 has left the game

by Eujejejjdjsj September 15, 2023

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

A just cause

Doing and saying whatever you feel like doing and saying, regardless of (both) the effect it has on the people around you, and regardless of whether or not what you're saying is consistent with truth or doing is consistent with virtue.

Hym "The 'Don't say gay' bill does the exact same thing as bill C-16. If you're a gay teacher... And a kid asks you about your relationship... You are COMPELLED BY LAW... To deflect and redirect them to the parents... So the parents can lie to their kids about relationships. It FORCES (Jordan) you to say words you otherwise wouldn't say. It's literally the exact same bill. And the claim is that kids being made vaguely aware of the existence of gay people with somehow harm them. And when people tell you that your kids are going to find out anyway and it isn't incumbent on the rest of us to live to coddle your kids, you construct a narrative adjacent to the actual topic and then live in delusion while shouting 'Lalala can't hear you! Lalala!' Until the bad-man goes away. That's your 'Standing for a just cause.' "

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

l’anse creuse high school central

a school full of stupid kids who are SO addicted to vaping that the bathrooms are always full, they’re never disciplined, there’s a fight at least once a month, everyone treats each other like shit and are racist as hell and 19 teachers in the whole district had left last year. 19 TEACHERS. yall are fucking wack… grow tf up.

oh you go to l’anse creuse high school central? hell naw… that school sucks ass, you better get the hell outta there

by anonymous July 5, 2024

Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems

Alcohol the cause and solution of all of life’s problems: Quoted by the famous Sherlock Holmes, and homer simpson it shows how drinking can temporarily make you forget your troubles… but usually ends up creating even bigger ones. Perfect for anyone who’s learned the hard way that booze is a double-edged sword.

Lee: Bruv, I love drinking beer, it makes me forget all my problems… but next thing you know, you’ve spent loads of money, been sick, lost your wallet, upset your Mrs… and somehow you’ve got even more problems than when you started. LOL.

Frank: Yes, bruv… you know what they say Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems .

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 3, 2026

video games cause violence

The new "vaccine causes autism" statement that first appeared right after Mortal Kombat controversy in 1992.

Ever since the Mortal Kombat uproar, the "video games cause violence" argument has been thrown around as casually as the "vaccine causes autism" myth.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

Hitbox Problem Causer Slasher

When there is a Slasher main who is at least Milestone IV and he cooks the server wipe like 1eggs once did😭

"They say he is a hitbox problem causer Slasher."

by Guest's Dictionary October 27, 2025