A feeling of being a bit overstimulated, a bit fried, a bit edgy, a bit hypertensive, and generally not content in one's body - usually used in references to the effect of a drug.. While feeling crunchy, one's experience of prana or chi is unfavorable. Feeling crunchy is the opposite of the energetically fluid and yummy body high that most prefer.
Man the first 3 hours of that 150mg dose of pure MDA was awesome, but then I felt pretty crunchy as it wore off..
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"I am not the least bit surprised that Josh finally pounded Joe's balloon knot, but I can't believe that Joe went for the Dutch Crunch."
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