curse of the mexican

When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot

Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by stealth reaper March 9, 2012

Coorse' Le'mon

(Pronounced coursay lay-mon) Coors Light with a lemon added to it, instantly turning it into an upscale drink of sophisticated gentlemen.

In this age of beer snobs the working man often finds himself looking foolish at a party for drinking "common folk" beer such as Coor Light. By getting his Coors Light in a glass, then adding a wedge of lemon he instantly turns his beer into the very classy Coorse' Le'mon, not only fitting in, but becoming the talk of the party for his sophistication and excellent taste in beer.

by Ironhouse December 11, 2012

Courie

A Scottish term used to describe a cuddle, snuggle or nestle

Can also be spelt "Coorie"

"She couried in to him" "Courie into bed after a long day"

by Bog231 April 17, 2017

corservatism

corservative (one who supports corservatism).

noun

or (corporate conservatism) is inverse to conservatism, which defines upholding to traditional values and ideas committed to idealism. Whereas corservatism however is a centralized economic elitist movement dedicated exclusively to the pursuit of material wealth and gain, of a purely materialistic disposition void of idealistic attributes. Which is falsely represented and confused as traditional conservativism.

american conservatism today is by definition the epitome of corservatism.

by Baron Neville June 2, 2017

Cursed Shrimp

A penis that never grows.

I was born with a cursed shrimp.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Courtesy Wank

When she won’t give up the pussy for one reason or another but offers a gratuitous hand job to give your aching nuts some relief.

Rachel had such a heavy flow this month she wouldn’t have sex so she gave me a courtesy wank.

Her nasty yeast infection earned me several days of courtesy wanks.

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018

Courtesy to Spit

When a woman doesn’t have the audacity to spit and not give a dry hand job.

Gavin Dobson got a dry hand job and it sucked because she didn’t even have the courtesy to spit on it.

by Penisstiffyuh February 11, 2019