"Bob's been in prison for like 8 months man."
"Yeah, he got corn holed on like day 1 and has been some other prisoners bitch from then onward."
"Yeah, he got corn holed on like day 1 and has been some other prisoners bitch from then onward."
by Mike Pissalot July 6, 2006
Get the corn holed mug.A new language that looks and sounds just like English, but is actually lies and propaganda spewed forth by big corporations that just want people to be good consumers and give them their money.
Often accompanied by Legalesein barely readable fine print, or spoken rapidly.
Should you send a complaint to a big corporation, you can expect to be handed back a sheet of paper with corporate bullshit on it.
Often accompanied by Legalesein barely readable fine print, or spoken rapidly.
Should you send a complaint to a big corporation, you can expect to be handed back a sheet of paper with corporate bullshit on it.
"Reebok cares about young athletes, our products are designed to help you achieve your goals."
"We at microsoft are always working to ensure that users get the most from their computers"
"We at microsoft are always working to ensure that users get the most from their computers"
by Humphro April 3, 2005
Get the Corporate Bullshit mug.Australian delicacy. One of the finest items available on the fish and chip shop menu. Consists pretty much of cream corn in a pastry/batter outer. Deep Fried. Absolutely delicious.
Customer: "Can i please have one Corn Jack?"
Fish and Chip Shop guy: "Certainly, that'll be $1.80, and stop calling me Jack".
Fish and Chip Shop guy: "Certainly, that'll be $1.80, and stop calling me Jack".
by Jack the Corn Jack January 24, 2005
Get the Corn Jack mug.A car that outperforms other vehicles that cost twice as much, and is on par with vehicles that cost four times as much.
Chris: Oh shit, was that a GT-R that just rolled by?
Terry: I think so, but to be honest, I'm still not sure what "GT-R" even stands for. Garbage To Ride, perhaps?
Chris: Holy fuck, dude, forget the GT-R, is that a Corvette ZR1?!
Terry: My God, it is! I'm fairly certain that my penis just exploded due to the fact that the capillaires in my penis were engorged with far too much blood. This must have been onset by that Corvette ZR1 that just rolled by.
Terry: I think so, but to be honest, I'm still not sure what "GT-R" even stands for. Garbage To Ride, perhaps?
Chris: Holy fuck, dude, forget the GT-R, is that a Corvette ZR1?!
Terry: My God, it is! I'm fairly certain that my penis just exploded due to the fact that the capillaires in my penis were engorged with far too much blood. This must have been onset by that Corvette ZR1 that just rolled by.
by TZG_Eleven May 27, 2011
Get the Corvette ZR1 mug.when you put a dip of chew on the asshole of a male/female and let it marinate for a few minutes and than to take it out you scoop it out with your lower lip and start dipping.
scott: hey sam, i could really go for a corn dip right now.
sam: ok just put some of your chew in my asshole and i'll tell ya when its ready.
scott: ok that sounds great. thanks man.
sam: ok just put some of your chew in my asshole and i'll tell ya when its ready.
scott: ok that sounds great. thanks man.
by el loco hombre April 1, 2009
Get the corn dip mug.corncunted: Having a vagina large enough to slip one or more ears of corn into, without touching the sides.
Big Mary was having trouble getting laid. the word had gotten around that Mary had become corncunted, and that attempting to have sex with her was a bit like trying to hump the ocean, warm and wet but no real feeling to it.
by Vinter January 28, 2010
Get the corncunted mug.When a really smart student tutors a portion of the class and raises the exam average such that the mean grade shifts, making it more difficult for the rest of the class to get ahead of the curve.
Cordell helped eight of his friends understand difficult concepts and get high grades on exams, making the test average significantly higher than the previous year, resulting in the Cordell Effect.
by Not Mr Cool Guy November 13, 2018
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