the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.
*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.
by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009
Get the Cookie Pantsmug. The act of masterbating.
I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.
You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???
Can deleting cookies cause blindness?
During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.
You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???
Can deleting cookies cause blindness?
During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.
by WookieCrisp July 22, 2012
Get the Delete the cookiesmug. 
Cheesey offerings made with smelly white stuff from the unicorns own sweaty bits... Fake gifts given by nasty unicorns....
by Piskey Ed June 1, 2021
Get the Unicorn cookiesmug. by ghurt45 September 26, 2009
Get the Urban Cookiemug. by Thekidwhoknowall October 3, 2018
Get the Tuff cookiesmug. When an individual eats too many marijuana cookies and/or brownies and is so high they cannot speak.
Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.
Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.
by DeanPhilip January 17, 2011
Get the Cookie Quietmug.