Cinch

The contraction of an anus. Brought on by panic, risk, excitement or just discomfort. Sometimes an involuntary reaction. Sometimes intentional.

As he drove through the width restriction he cinched.

As he prepared to bungee jump he felt his anus cinch from 50p to 10p

by Mr Teapee January 8, 2022

Crying Coach

On a kids sports team, when kids cry, The Crying Coach is the adult who walks the kid off to the side and stands with them until the crying stops.

John felt embarrassed when he fumbled the kickoff but, after a few minutes with The Crying Coach, he felt better and could return to the game.

by dogstar7 May 15, 2009

Coach Z

HSR: Coach Z, are you a poser?
CZ: No I'm Down...
HSR: Yeah, Down with second to last place!

And If You're Trying To Fade Me Then You Must Smoke Crack!

by The Chort September 5, 2003

cock coach

A woman usually an older and more experenced woman who has sex with a man and teaches him how cto use his cock better in sex.

John's got a cock coach.

by Deep blue 2012 October 2, 2009

Conchos

When another person has food or drink you desire, calling "conches" obligates them to share

*Sarah has mangos*
conchos was called by Elijah on the mangos, and now Sarah must share with Elijah.

by daddie2thesehoez October 17, 2013

coach greg

-a coach from Santa Monica High School who teaches shot-put and discuss for the school's track team
-a tall, dark, and husky man who is not married and is looking for a wife soon.
-also, a teacher for retarded kids who can not help themselves in stupid subjects like first-grade mathamatics or preschool biology.

Student #1- "Ey did you see coach greg the other day?"
Student #2- "Yah man! He started to beat the crap out of me because i didn't stay at school until 7 at night to practice throwing balls (the shot put)."
Student #1- "Dude dont worry about it, he has nobody to be with so he just keeps you after school to be with him"
Student #2- "Yah i know, whatever man!"
Student #1- "Okay. Bye"

by Elmer Cady January 9, 2008

Coche Bomb

A drink similar to an Irish Car Bomb, made by taking a pint of Corona and dropping in a shot of tequila and Captain Morgans.

The inventor of the "coche bomb" needs to spend eternity getting ass raped by Satan.

by Brent J February 18, 2008