The sexiest man in the world he is an amazing person looks just so bloody sexy u can’t deny, if u know someone called Colin u now know he has the biggest willy in the whole intire world
Hottest girl in school:I need to go out with Colin he’s so sexy
Other hot girl:ya he’s so frickin hot🥵
Other hot girl:ya he’s so frickin hot🥵
by I’m just too sexy🤷♂️ December 11, 2020

Colin is the protector of the Sphincter Realm. Some say that he is really good at chatting to birds but not the ones you’d think of. Cuckaw (bird noise).
by optimuspunk October 12, 2025

The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
by Squat Cobbler 187 October 29, 2023

A gay boy that is not friends with Jesus or chuck Norris will never be a body builder and will never get anywhere all His friends are wet dons and are very gay he is trash at gta v and all His friends are trash at gta v and fortnite.
by Colina (Colin) April 5, 2020

If you look this up you're gay
Colin Boon is the greatest human to ever live. I heard he once killed a mouse in a science experiment, that eventually saved the world. But we all mourn the mouse.
by Ha ha jokes on you March 26, 2022

by Colin the cool Cat August 27, 2019

by arkgjaj April 20, 2023
