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clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.
Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.
by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019
mugGet the clap scanmug.

Dookie clap

When u take a shit into your hands and clap them together or onto someones head
Holy shit step bro are you performing a dookie clap...
by Niqqa chungus August 26, 2019
mugGet the Dookie clapmug.

Clap a writ

To issue a written warning to someone, usually when they break a rule/law.
You should get out of that area before they clap a writ on you!
by NovaScotian-8 December 4, 2020
mugGet the Clap a writmug.

limp claps

something originating on the youtube channel of jacks films, used when congradulating someone
im giving you limp claps for that
by qwertyuiopkjhgfdsazxcvbnmkuytr January 11, 2018
mugGet the limp clapsmug.

baby clapping

when a male is engaged in sexual intercourse, but there is no sound, no moaning , no audio or visual confirmation that the woman is enjoying it or even knows it's happening. this is all due to the lack of size and/or skill of the male.
homeboy made a 2 min long video of himself short stroking and baby clapping. .. talking about the girl was asleep that's why she wasn't moving or making any noises. ...yea ok. .... she wasn't moving or making noises because she didn't feel you.
by clap master September 25, 2016
mugGet the baby clappingmug.

clap nugget

When a woman has gonorrhea and the yellow discharge drips out of her pussy and dries into little balls on her public hair
She took her panties off and I could see yellow clap nuggets hanging off her muff
by Bamzamma December 1, 2022
mugGet the clap nuggetmug.

Clapped Slags

A word to describe girls from Clacton. They are known as both clapped and slags, hence the name clapped slags. They also use this term to describe eachother, as it became the social norm for them.
Example 1:
CS 1: Hey clapped slag
CS 2: Hey babe

Example 2:
Boy: I really want to get with Georgia.
Boy 2: Nah don't shes from Clacton.
Boy 1: Oh she's a clapped slag then.
Boy 2: yeah that whole group is full of clapped slags
by Mr. S.andman June 25, 2018
mugGet the Clapped Slagsmug.

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