cum choke

When you hold down the girls head while shes deepthroating so you can cum down her throat

Man last night my boyfriend cum choked me i was so pissed

by ToothPuller September 21, 2017

Cozy choke

When a turtleneck, probably from Hot Topic, has hands on the collar, so that it looks like you are being choked. (partial creds to my dude mp)

Did you hear about the new turtlenecks at Hot Topic?? They're called cozy chokes and they're perfect for people with choking kinks!

by skinnimini June 13, 2018

Ka-choke-a

Doing really poorly at a competition of some sort that is sort of important, but not really because you know you’re gonna win anyways.

Don’t ka-choke-a this weekend!

by o0NavaShipper0o October 6, 2018

Almost choked on my cereal

An expression of utter and devastating surprise, brought about by some very accurate tea spilling.

Oh honey, I almost choked on my cereal, let me tell you ALL ABOUT IT.

by fuckfreud October 12, 2019

Dope Choke

To cockblock someone from smoking weed - see also "potblock"

"Yo I was tryna sneak out the back to smoke a bowl last night but my dad totally dope choked me, wouldn't leave the kitchen!"

"Damn bro that sucks!"

by DopeBloke April 2, 2020

Porcelain Chokehold

When you get a boner while sitting on the toilet and it gets stuck under the seat

"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold

by wet_cardboard69 April 18, 2020

Kamikaze choke slam

It is when someone who gets pounded aggressively after coming out from the intensive care unit for just about a second and goes back to bed.

Spike dudley just got kamikaze choke slammed after he was awake from his coma by his beloved brothers.

by Rappercracker August 7, 2020