The Chode

A guy who closes closets with tape measures instead of actually doing work. They also have a strange resemblance to Millhouse on the Simpsons.

Metzler wasted time all day. He's a real the chode.

by Steak_N_Shake May 4, 2021

chode

a chode is nothing but a slang term for any penis.

that fucking slut douchebag huffed my chode like a side show sword swallower.

by christonacrutch October 24, 2004

chode

past tense of chide

When I hauled out my my short, fat penis she chode me all night.

by doboy11 November 13, 2011

chode

a derogatory term for someone who is unusually short, stocky and/or fat

Look at that chode! Is he an extra from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? He could crawl up my ass and I'd never notice!

by StupidDummySlut April 28, 2004

chode

ch' o' de - short blone hair

I just went to the barber, do you like my chode

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

chode

Another taste word for nacho or taint.

The gental giant found cheese growing from his chode.

by Chogi Punga January 27, 2005

chode

1)A penis whose diameter is greater than it's length. In other words, it is just a really wide dick.

2) Any person who is really fat, gross and useless.

Examples
a "Dude! That kids chode id so wide he can't even masturbate because he can't get a good grip.

b This one guy does something really gay and retarded, thus making him a chode

by Chodeboy January 18, 2007