Dick cheeks

the bulbous orbs at the tip of the penis. Generally located on the underside of the head, but in some cases could be referred to as the nutsack.

Morton slapped smitty's forehead with his enormous dick cheeks.

Maria was donkey-punched, then violently teabagged by matty's fatty dick cheeks.

by Nutsakula July 15, 2006

Check you out now

something you say when somebody has done something neat or funny

taylor: girl, i got high with my man yesterday!
sue: check you out now!

by MaryJaneInThisBitttttt January 23, 2013

Cottage Cheeks

When the surface of a rear end (usually female) is dimpled and uneven with cellulite so that it resembles cottage cheese.

1: Wow, that girl is really hot.
2: Yea.. But wait until she turns around.
1: ..Oh, cottage cheeks

by Mister A. February 11, 2009

Nut-cheeks

The outside edges of a male's scrotum.

"Gerald was slapped in his nut-cheeks and was incapacitated for nearly 7 minutes."

"Craig could feel that his nut-cheeks were swollen after Betty had teased him for hours; yet he couldn't manage to seal the deal."

by J-Floz April 8, 2010

IP Checkpoint

An "IP Checkpoint" is when the woman you're about have sex with whips around, reveals themselves to in fact be a man, and shoots a load in your face. The term was coined as a nod to the well-known fact that many Iraqi Police are corrupt and likely to betray you.

John: "So I wanted to go munting last night but got back too late, so I went down to the CAC to chill and met this fine looking woman. We started talking and then she invited me back to her room. So we head back to her room, she turns down the lights, we're making out, her chin's a little scratchy but you know how some women are, things are going great and she tells me she wants me to take her from behind and I'm thinking to myself "whoa, straight to anal, that's something" but I'm up for it. So she puts her hands up on the window and sticks her ass out and I'm thinking "Damn, too bad E isn't here or we could have a David Copperfield" and then she suddenly whips around and blasts me in the face with a load of baby batter!Dude pulled an IP checkpoint! I haven't been that suprised since that Spiderwoman last week. I guess I should have stuck to my plans and gone munting."

by Einbahnstrasse January 13, 2010

Cut the Check

To recognize and pay amish of credit due;

When you have done something and demand respect for it, you will tell everyone to cut the check.

by Dasta Oner October 21, 2010

check yourself

To check yourself over,to watch yourself before u get your ass whipped

"Eyyo n****,watcha back,u best be checkin yoself,now dipset outta heaa,fore i bust a cap in yo ass"

Shane-Ima rokin n****
Byrin-no u aint u a bitch,betta check yoself fore i send your white ass across the trailor park

by Sexy-Bitch-who-loves-chris <3 June 27, 2004