Chair

Something you sit on you dumbass.

- What are you sitting on?
- A chair you moron.

by Quick Mafs May 7, 2020

Chaired

When you get super faded then go eat some munchies, sit on a chair and bust a fat load and then go to sleep.

Bro got so chaired last night

by Bob Henry The Goat November 8, 2020

chairlance

Balancing act performed on chair

The chair was in chairlance because it was balanced.

by IngzominaDeficency April 14, 2021

Chair

Sit on it

Charlie: sit on the chair while i get you tea

by Mncbvsdkjgfhuiesudzjbdegr May 18, 2021

Chair

Pale

Damn Epic really sits hard on this Chair
Pls this is a joke don't take this seriously

by HaremFucker420 June 19, 2021

Chairing

Charing is a combination of chair and sharing. The saying goes sharing is caring so this is when you grab a seat for your friend to sit down in cause you care about their comfort. Or when you let someone else sit in the same seat as you and share the seat to be nice to them.

Kelly: "I saw Matt and Anna charing last night at the party".
Gigi: "disgusting she's a slut, I knew something was going on between them.

Gubs: "here you go bro". (puts chair down for his friend with no seat)
Steve: "thanks for chairing bro".
Gubs: "I got you"

by Gods Dog July 21, 2021

Chairphobic

People that hate chairs

Im chairphobic to school chairs

by NotRealDream8K November 8, 2021