chad

doesn't shit himself after drinking coffee (synonym: sadposter the armojew queen)

"- how can people drink a sip of coffe and not go to the toilet right after?
- I've never had that problem tbh
- thats becuz you're (sadposter) a chad"

by jeanesther September 30, 2022

Chad

Calming voice; Wise words; Sexy face & smile; generous heart, pulls you in with his eyes; Loves dogs and to defend those that need help; self care top priority; On point style; protector; and fine

I’m so thankful I found my Chad

by IntentionalGrounding747 September 30, 2022

Chad

A good looking guy who is funny and has a lot of friends and is an athlete. He is kind and caring and is a loyal man has a nice smile and cares a lot for the person he loves

Chad is so kind and nice

by Chaddydaddy43 October 2, 2022

Chad

A white male, usually in his early 20s to mid-30s. He's at least 6 feet tall, handsome, and very muscular. Also known to have an exceptionally large penis. Because of these features, he develops a confident and cocky attitude, drawing the attention of many girls who all think they'll be the one to lock him down. However, Chad prefers to have a harem of beautiful women, enjoying sex with as many of them as often as he can.

Chad: Let's have sex. Right now.
Eve: Chad, you've gotta be crazy? Do you really think I'm that shallow? I know you had sex with my friend Molly last night.
Chad: (Takes his shirt off, showing his muscles. Then unzips his jeans, letting his massive penis hang out).
Eve: Oh my god! (Covers her open mouth)
Chad: Let's have sex. Right now.
Eve: Oh my god Yes! (Jumps into his arms)

by EveBeauty October 4, 2022

Chad

Someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while walking or playing sports. Also, someone who kicks dogs and breaks his foot

He just kicked that dog, what a total Chad!

by Rage Jay October 12, 2022

chad

Small discs (usually pink or yellow) punched out of paper tape by a TELETYPE perforator. Normally
collected and stored for disposal until a full or clogged disposal system causes an overflow and

these little bastards go everywhere and stick to anything thanks to the paper having a static charge
and lightly oiled.

How can you spot a teletype operator/maintenance person?
They have CHAD on their arms and clothing.

by teletype maintenance guy October 27, 2022

chad

Chad is a usually disparaging internet slang term used for a popular, confident, sexually active young white male. Its female counterpart is Stacy, who is often portrayed as Chad's sexual partner.

That guy is a chad for staying based

by Fuckfeminist, fuck women November 11, 2022