hes a wonderful person. he has a big heart and deserves the world. he may have some short attention spans but he will listen to you always. he is always gonna be there for you unless you do something he doesn’t like. he don’t like when you do shit he don’t like.
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A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!
That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.
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Get the Ladder castle mug.When you are so humiliated by your own stupidity on the Fresh & Fit podcast that you leave on your own accord, instead of Myron having to evict you by force using a security guard, which would be a normal “castle.”
Myron: “Alright, so ‘low-IQ’ left too?”
Another 304: “…yeah.”
Myron: “Alright, cool.”
Fresh: “…self castle.”
Myron: “Yeah, self castle, that’s fine, that’s fine.”
Another 304: “…yeah.”
Myron: “Alright, cool.”
Fresh: “…self castle.”
Myron: “Yeah, self castle, that’s fine, that’s fine.”
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> Oh, I bet she loves that, huh? *smirk*
^ No, but I pay her phone bill every month. She loves that. So she indulges me...
> Oh, I bet she loves that, huh? *smirk*
^ No, but I pay her phone bill every month. She loves that. So she indulges me...
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Get the Rear Castle Union mug.A place that is just full of special people who have rich parents and can't be arsed to do anything with their useless lives. One of the DT teachers got caught recommending a student to masturbate at a previous school and still got hired, one of the old teachers took pictures of boys in the changing rooms and wanked off to them. One of the PE staff fucked a chemistry teachers wife, so the chem teacher left her and fucked the DT teacher before they both left and went to St. Johns. (some guy got blown in a classroom there btw)
All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.
All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.
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