Callum

the ugliest boy you will ever meet. He is that one annoying kid in class that's only popular for doing something weird like fucking a vaccum.

Person 1: Why is he being such a Callum today?

by brycehaill May 8, 2021

Pot Calling The Rainbow Black

A variation on the phrase "pot calling the kettle black" that is used when the person being accused by the "pot" is not guilty of the thing they are being accused of while the "pot" is.

Origin: Rainbows are many colors but never black.

Transphobic Cult Leader: Stop indoctrinating children.
Trans Person: Seems like a case of the pot calling the rainbow black.

by Shugunou June 14, 2023

calling out

when you talk all tough to get in a fight.

John: What bitch ? U think ur bad ??
Mark: Dude are u fucking calling out right now ?

by u thot August 8, 2014

calleno

A retarded emo, run by a Chinese kid who likes minecraft

Gawd, Calleno’s videos are sooo bad

by rojocamarada January 17, 2018

Callum

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by I am a flea of god April 8, 2019

calling the police game

The act of challenging your opponent to a fight then turning around and calling the police

He challenged his neighbour to a fight then called the police complaining about his injuries. He enjoys playing the calling the police game.

by youngleftyguy July 10, 2020

Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.

I took a massive shit and simply had to leave the calling card...
Conversely:
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...

by Moustachio July 20, 2008