A person whose crankiness is so extreme it feel like a t-rex just bit your head off. Their crankiness is as large as a brontosaurus and this person is to be avoided.

Watch out for Bob, he is a real crankasaurus this morning.

crankasaurus by beer head September 11, 2009

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LUH CRANKEM

A phrase originated by the goat ''yeat''

LUH CRANKEM we just won that game!!

LUH CRANKEM by KEVINHANDICAPPED November 5, 2021

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Crankthatfrank

A repressed emo known for his musica.ly cringe, emo bands on crack, his broken blinds, his attemtps to sell his merch and his FAMILY FRIENDLY ALTERNATIVE CONTENT.
Like all emos he gets triggered by: the g-note and northern downpour

Hey, Crankthatfrank just posted a new video YEE

Crankthatfrank by Adriette November 22, 2018

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crankwalk

Movement of the crank out of stock specifications. All cranks have L to R movement, to some extent, but an excessive lateral crank movement has bad reprocussions, such as hitting/grinding/destroying the crank sensor. A "walking" crank necessitates an engine rebuild.

Any car can crankwalk, but Mitsubishi Eclipses, Plymouth Lasers, and Eagle Talons with a 7-bolt motor are notorious for this problem. No recall was ever released as the problem was said to be isolated to a bad batch of cranks, which represented a fraction of the produced cars. Various theories of why crankwalk occurs and what years are most suseptible exist, but none are proven. General consenus is poor oil flow is one cause, and later model years seem to suffer less.

Contrary to popular opinion, any car can crankwalk; Manual, auto, import, domestic, turbo, manual, racecar, beater. All have walked, and all have a chance of walking.

My dsm crankwalked on me, but thankfully my dsm has broken down often enough to make me a real mechanic.

crankwalk by Awdhooptie April 10, 2005

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