go full-Clare

to become belligerent and irritable in the face of petty authoritarianism, pedantic administration and officious gatekeeping

Security: "I'm afraid you're not allowed to remove your alcoholic beverage in a plastic tumbler from the venue"

Event attendee: "oh shut up you silly little person"

Security: "Assistance required - this one's about to go full-Clare!"

by w1214569 May 19, 2023

Post Electoral Clarity

A sudden friendlier atmosphere in political debates after the results of an election. More prevelant in countries with a multi-party system, where politicians have to cooperate to create government-coalitions.

Person 1: "Yeah I regret some stuff I said about Party 1 before the election, I'm happy they get along with my favourite Party 2."
Person 2: "I feel the same way man! I'm glad that i'm not the only one experiencing Post Electoral Clarity!"

by Leones1234 July 12, 2024

Post-Cut Clarity

The realization after a haircut that you really are that nigga!

..: You still looking in the mirror?
....: Yeah, that post-cut clarity hitting rn

by wavymf December 18, 2023

post vbucks clarity

That sense of guilt after spending money on Fortnite or when looking at your Fortnite locker and feeling disappointed for all the money you have spent on virtual items and fake currency that won’t grant you anything in the real world

Jack: “How many skins do you have?”
John: “389, man post vbucks clarity is hitting hard right now”

by maany January 4, 2024

Post taco bell clarity

The aftermath of eating taco bell and taking the biggest shit ever

“I had post taco bell clarity.” Said barack obama

by WC_Quizzy January 14, 2024

Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted

"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"

by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023

Moment of Clarity

A sudden realization or shift in perspective regarding the understanding of a situation in an intricate, yet simplified fashion. Usually about broader spiritual values such as life and consciousness itself.

Can be induced by random important events or substances.

Fucking geeking off shrooms last night dudes and all of a sudden everything hit me- you don’t need to give a fuck about what people say. Be you. A moment of clarity of some sorts.

by Hey whats up guys its scarce February 12, 2024