champ stamp

A tattoo, typically placed on the lower back region, depicting the San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series Championship win. Commonly found on middle-aged men, the tattoo typically is usually associated with mild obesity and hairy backs. Typical reactions to the champ stamp include, but are not limited too, drunken embracements, high fives, and/or illusions of the men convincing themselves they actually had something to do with the victory

Bob: I just got a champ stamp!
Jerry: Whoa, I just got a sudden urge to touch you.

by sfgiants24 April 25, 2011

Chamisma

A potent mixture of charm and charisma that the world is unable to resist...but they can't quite put there finger on why.

Mark: I cannot get enough of hanging out with Heather! Why is that?

Melissa: (knowingly) "It's the chamisma. She's working it full-time. You are powerless against it."

Mark: (defeated, but happy.) "ohhh."

by BlackCat 33 March 10, 2010

Champitis

Something you contract when encountering someone who is champ. Symptoms are: frowning of the face, compulsive urge to say "champ!", and mabey the occasional stomach churn. The only cure is seeing some serious bait.

Friend 1: Oh gosh some dude tried to go smack at me!
Friend 2: Was he cute!?
Friend 1: No girl! FAR from it he was real champ. Had the nerve to come up to me wearin a Fubu shirt, A Coogi hat, and some Pumas....And now i cant stop frownin i think i got Champitis.
Friend 2: Iight time to go get you some bait to wipe that frown of your face.

by ThisHasBeenWritinByMe November 1, 2010

champikey

strong alcoholic home made cider in a champane glass or wine flute

mingle with the high rollers with a refreshing cool strong glass of champikey, scrumpy cider aka the new champagne for the trendy pikey man or woman give it ago, ull be down the chippy lookin for a scrap in no time

by flebo November 17, 2010

Champalagne

Fake ass champange.

Tim and Betty sat down at the table and ordered a bottle of the finest champagne to celebrate Tim's promotion.

Waiter: "Would you like to taste first?"
Tim: "Why yes"
Waiter: *Pours glass*
Tim: *Tastes* *Makes face of disgust*
Betty: "Champalagne?"
Tim: "Why yes Betty"
Tim & Betty: *Frown* :(
Betty: "I did say we should have gone to the restaurant over the road Tim"
Tim: *sigh*

by The Revolution of Jesus January 14, 2011

Champion's Law

If you have the ability to screw yourself over, you can, and will do it.

Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."

by IronFozzie October 12, 2011

Champ Spill

The art of spilling booze on everything other than your clothes. Success.

" Dude did you see that champ spill?"
" Yeah man, she's set for the night, nothin on her!"

by realdeal311 January 7, 2012