chad the impaler

The potentially best male porn star name known to mankind. Based off the legendary historical figure Vlad the Impaler who also impaled thousands.

"Oh man, I get to film with Chad the Impaler, I hope he spikes my rectum"

by cjt119 March 13, 2019

chad the second

the second in a line of assholes

chad the second is an asshole

by Penisbutt the second April 3, 2017

Phat chad

Fat ass

Person 1: hey mate, look at her

Person 2: oi she's got a phat Chad

by Rosied123 June 18, 2016

Chad Cain

Verb: Someone is unskilled at barbequeing, known for putting used charcoal back in bag next to lighter fluid causing apartment fires.

Brian: did you see what Travis did?
Greg: no, what?
Brian: he was barbequeing and did a Chad cain, no only his burned but his neighbor too.

by Fancycarol December 30, 2016

Chad Kensington

A Rich 1980s Conservative who makes weird faces, he’s a huge pussy due to being sheltered most of his life. He’s also a momma’s boy, he is scared of Jason Voorhees.

Jenny: Did you see how Chad Kensington was screaming like a girl because of a Spider lol
Deborah: Hah! I know! He is just so Yellow.

by TyeTheGuy75 May 9, 2020

polish chad

Someone who is undeniably a chad
And is from Poland.

Hey who's that guy?

Oh, hes Brajan, Hes a Polish Chad.

Ah...

by NotBrajan... October 17, 2020

Chad jordan

Chad jordan is one of the fattest bitches at starkville high man pulls no bitches at all and has zero game man, tried to pull my girl and i got 12 SCREENSHOTS ON THIS NIGGA BRO MAN TRIED AND FAILED that shii is crazy yk what else is neveah aslo said that shii was small.... hat shii is wild fr

chad jordan u is a bitch... lol

by urabitch101 April 3, 2023