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clown bitch

Girl wearing usually wearing a lots of makeup, have suprisingly big boobs while being slim and fit. Always smiles, laughs and jokes.
- That chick Natalia Zawal is such a clown bitch
by mightymo July 25, 2012
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Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin

While taking a poop, the girl sits on the boy receiving the clown penis. She pees on him, while he sits on the toilet, receiving a hand job. He proceeds to finish pooping throughout the ordeal.
Bob was in the mood, but also really needed to use the restroom. Suzy, being the dutiful girlfriend, came along and gave him the Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin. What a gal!
by isabelyarg January 28, 2008
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Clownhead

1. A Clownhead, is a police car. "Clown", refers to the flashing lights and "head" refers to the top of the police car.

2. A snitch.
That Clownhead just pulled up behind me!

Look out, here comes a bunch of Clownheads!

That dude ratted out my boys, he's a straight Clownhead.
by djDoubloon June 28, 2009
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Clown Factor

a) The degree to which someone is a clown.

b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"
"Man, the CEO's Clown Factor is through the roof!"
by kitten78 April 23, 2010
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clownfarm

modern American corporations. their cluelessness and lack of social responsibility makes them fertile breeding grounds for asshats, clowns, idiots. Easily identified by their near complete lack of common sense, ethic or scruples. A definition that goes beyond the more common cubefarm
I worked as am engineer in 3 different auto industry clownfarms over the years. Not a one of them had a clue concerning what they were doing.

Today a business degree no longer guarantees one a job on the clownfarms.
by thirdstoned November 2, 2010
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Clownified

Clownified: The act of slowly turning into a clown, or becoming one whether you like it or not. You can be defined with big funky hair, a red nose, big floppy feet,, a lot of make up, a horn to honk with, a small car to fit in with your other clown buddies, and overall you have a crazy appearance.

Some people who become clownifed are unstable. For instance, IT. Some can be funny like Krusty The Clown.
Dude, did you see Bill last tuesday? He looked so...you know! Clownified!

Really? What was he doing?

Making lousy jokes, and clocking people with pies!

He's turned into one of them alright!
by Teh Poptart Kid November 21, 2010
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Clown Time

Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face
"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"
by Golden Foot April 17, 2012
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