monkey business

1. comically functioning with little or no reason

That worker is all monkey business.

by Neviar September 28, 2003

business

Adj. - meaning great, guaranteed, staple.

I used to think the Patriots were business in the playoffs until they got raped by the Giants.

by Christof Requorad April 29, 2008

downtown business

A man's nether regions; male naughty bits; a guy's private parts

His pants are so tight, you can see his downtown business!

by Michele N. February 2, 2006

sweet business

to poop or pee while working at ones desk, preferably in a cubical.

Bobbie quietly does the sweet business every morning at 11am.

by dgd November 23, 2006

business

Selling drugs. Lifestyle of a hustler.

"I'm in this business of terror, got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella"
-Lil' Wayne

by zachnnn July 20, 2008

business card

To sleep with a girl with whom you obtained or have given a business card to that night.

"I gave her my business card, and I might fax her ass in the morning"

by J.Dubbs April 27, 2006

business

The thing you have to get out of bed to do to earn money, e.g, job

"So let's get down to business"
(Eminem stylee!)

by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003