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monkey business

1. comically functioning with little or no reason
That worker is all monkey business.
by Neviar September 28, 2003
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business

Adj. - meaning great, guaranteed, staple.
I used to think the Patriots were business in the playoffs until they got raped by the Giants.
by Christof Requorad April 29, 2008
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downtown business

His pants are so tight, you can see his downtown business!
by Michele N. February 2, 2006
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sweet business

to poop or pee while working at ones desk, preferably in a cubical.
Bobbie quietly does the sweet business every morning at 11am.
by dgd November 23, 2006
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business

"I'm in this business of terror, got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella"
-Lil' Wayne
by zachnnn July 20, 2008
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business card

To sleep with a girl with whom you obtained or have given a business card to that night.
"I gave her my business card, and I might fax her ass in the morning"
by J.Dubbs April 27, 2006
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business

The thing you have to get out of bed to do to earn money, e.g, job
by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003
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