basement gangster

After being up for days and the social circle has slowed to a minimal tongue flail everybody's still in the same basement doing their own weird shit

Which one of you basement gangsters disassembled my Nintendo

by Social spew August 1, 2024

bushmuncher

A lesbian who loves eating unshaven pussy.

I see a woman with a happy trail and I'm reminded I'm a total bushmuncher. I'd eat her out in a heartbeat. Free exfoliating treatment.

by jobingus December 18, 2023

Basement work

The act of participating in sexual intercourse whilst being on bottom.

Friend: What’d you get up to last night?
Me: Wife was feeling frisky but I was tired so I did a little basement work.

by Randy Stone January 17, 2024

bumemployed

An employment classification for people who earn money asking strangers if they can have some of their money because they don't have any but are willing to stand outside with a cardboard sign for a few hours a day to get strangers to give them this money. They don't pay any income taxes on the money they are given but will steal less than the person unwilling to work at all which is better for the overall economy.

The unemployment rate is at a 30 year high of 17% but that number might be a little misleading because it is estimated that 3%(+/- 2.5% ) of those unemployed are estimated to be "bumemployed" which is not officially recognized by any government agency but is calculated by independent groups that are either pro or anti panhandlers and drive around and count them.

by SenorSauce January 18, 2024

bulemic shopping

Definition: (Verb) Purchasing large amounts of items for the thrill of getting them and then returning them to the store to get your money back afterwards.

Sally goes bulemic shopping every weekend, as she loves to shop but can't afford to keep anything.

by AWC00B November 16, 2023

basement attic

An attic that looks like a basement. usually with tiles over hardwood. This is ware they keep the girls to pretty for the basement. Ware they hide bodies in the floor. Aka the basement attic could be the main floor as well.

The killer hid the bodies in the basement attic floor.
This one is too pretty put her in the basement attic master.( Master bedroom privileges).

by Slavegirl March 4, 2024

Bushman's lube

Following on from the Bushman's blow.

Performing a bushman's blow into one's hands, then using that residue to perform a self pleasure act or onto another persons genitals

I was out bush walking with my friend. My friend asked me to wank him off. So I did a bushman's blow into my hand and used the Bushman's lube to wank him off quicker.

Bushman's lube is lube made from snot .

by Steal Flystart March 16, 2024