Beethoven Blow Job

the act of oral sex while simultaneously massaging the shaft and scrotum or the male genitalia in a piano like action

Tron: Dude jenny played symphony #9 on my cock last night.
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro

by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010

wilhe blow

A nickname given to a man that can't entertain a conversation without making homosexual innuendo/gestures...
There are two kinds of Wilhe Blow:
1) Spontaneous Wilhe Blow: this is someone that throws a cleaver gay comment here and there about this and that to be funny...
2) Permanent Wilhe Blow: this is someone who will get conversation intentionally diverted to a subject homosexual in nature then proceed to fuel his self-induced topic further.
Although much much less common, women can also be Blows, and they're usually referred to as Shelah Blow.

Ex. 1) Dan: Those hotdogs look good.
Derek: Smell even better. (As he takes a bite)
Joe: Oh yeah, put it in nice N slow, don't forget to cup the balls...
Dan: Man, why you gotta go all Wilhe Blow on Derek's ass...
Ex. 2) Luke: Here comes my good buddy Robert...
Dan: How long do you think it will take Robert to become Wilhe Blow this time?

by Damian Prophett January 3, 2015

bushman's blow

the bushman's blow is performed by pressing down one nostril and blowing (as you would into a handkerchief) without a handkerchief or tissue.

if not performed correctly, snot may land on you

yuk, did you see that guy? he just did a bushman's blow all over that fence

by teh_dee December 12, 2006

Commit Leaf-blower

This is the act of wrapping a man's penis hole around a leaf blower, and subsequently turning on the leaf blower.

Fuck you, Kyle!
No, fuck you, why don't you go commit leaf-blower!

by shmamuul May 14, 2020

blow me

To tell someone to give you oral sex, usually with a sarcastic tone.

Fuck you, why don't you just blow me

by Tom Power June 9, 2005

Pop Rockin Blow Job

A girl puts pop rocks (the candy) into her mouth and gives oral sex to a guy.

"I gave a pop rockin blow job to my boyfriend. It made me want to not to spit it out."

by RebelVixen May 27, 2009

blow on the pie

When you have been out drinking or breaking into houses and it's 3am, you head to the local BP for a pie what must you do????????.....what must you do???????????
Blow on the pie, or suffer a thermonuclear death!

Cop "It's 3am and your going to the BP for a pie what must you do?!
Drunken criminal "I don't know?"
Cop "you must alway's blow on the pie, safer communities working together"

by gleeteam November 11, 2009