barbie boobs

Someone who has a small waist with big breasts

Shirlee has Barbie boobs

by Royalkiss January 16, 2016

Seuss Boobs

Boobs that have abnormally long nipples that tend to curve upward at a slight gradient.

Ugh, great. Mark is sitting alone again, drawing Seuss Boobs on the tablecloth.

by FrickinBrad April 11, 2016

baby boobs

When someone has boobs smaller then a\or an AAA cup.

My 9 1/2 year old sister Jody thinks she has boobs! Ha! She barley even has baby boobs!

Jody: MOM I NEED A BRA!!!!!!

Jody's Mom: Honey, you don't even have baby boobs.......

by WHYTHEFUCKAREYOUREADINGTHIS?BI April 21, 2016

uneven boobs

The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.

VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.

person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.

by emiliesfo June 17, 2016

Apple Boobs

Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.

Gee, Charlie! That dame's sure got a hootin' pair a' apple boobs, now don't she?

by aPervyGeinocolgist February 6, 2017

Fantasy Boobs

Boobs that are so beautiful u don't believe it

I thought I saw Fantasy Boobs

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Gorilla Boobs

Gorilla Boobs are bulky human female breasts. These breasts are large, slightly hairy, and at a quick glance look like they should be attached to a gorilla.

"Did you see the breasts on her? She had gorilla boobs! Where's the zoo?"

by Miss Mia Wallace June 14, 2018