Board

A mechanical keyboard. Coders and other heavy typers choose specialized mechanical keyboards, or “boards” based on “clicks” or keyclick sound and depth as well as size and RGB functions,

“Did you see Bobby’s new board?”
“Yeah! It’s a 60% with red clicks. A really beauty.”

by Soirée Gun March 15, 2021

Smart Board

That thing all the schools have, which is just a projector, but it has a touchscreen and some pens, so this can be sold for 4000$!

School principal: We're getting Smart Boards installed in our classrooms!
Other guy: Smart Board? That piece of shit projector that's 4000 dollars because it has pens?

by TechNerd22 May 31, 2021

Boards

LMAO THEY'RE CANCELLEDDDD
Idk If I'm supposed to be happy or sad.
It's 2021
And I was studying for Boards in April, it's still April ik
And it's Ramadan alright
So I was kinda struggling okay?
Then this news comes up "CBSE cancels Board exams for grade 10"
LIKE BRUH WHAT YASSS THIS RAMADAN IS MUCH COOLER
I mean if it wasn't cancelled then I would've studied while fasting
And it's not just about fasting right so
Anddd it's cancelled and they said they'll promote us on the basis of our internal assessment marks💀
Well, I hope they just enter my Pre-boards marks because I'm confident in that
Even though I only got my English paper
Reminds me to check my g-mail
CYA!
The gif I think is supposed to praise itself while there's a fire going on? idk

me: yo, Boards are cancelled
person: are they?
me: yes
person: *ok*
me: not for you

by woahyou'recool April 17, 2021

Stockbroker's Board

The greatest thing ever to happen to Yahoo's Oddly Enough.

Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.

by Not Richard Moll January 20, 2004

Chook board

This device has been constructed to save ones thighs and genitals from scratching that occurs when penetrative force is applied to a chickens cloaca

Using the hole in the boards upper centre one would place the said chickens cloaca over in a manner fitting ones girth a closer position for a lesser individual or a preferred deeper feel. Hooking the legs into the holders on newer models can be a welcome experience for beginners when climax is reached as no need of hanging onto your chook is required. Although the prospect of owning a chook board has its advantages it must not be overlooked that good maintenance and care be taken when storing this device as splinters can be easily found if improper dry storage and regular oiling after every wash down which would lead to a painful experience

by Ahhhyeahboy October 13, 2020

Weather Boarding

Weather Boarding(verb)

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.

I spent most of the morning at work "Weather Boarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been
"Weather Boarded" by her friends at UCLA.

by xemo February 23, 2011

Shart Board

This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.

Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.

Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)

James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?

Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019