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Justin Blake

Justin Blake is known as the gayest human bean on earth he has fucked a lot of people including Raegan Beast Tyler Brown and has kissed a lot of people justin is a trans guy he is very hot and makes people wet he's famous thanks to musicly and his sins justin blake is a very loveable person his fandom is better than Raegan's and any other fandom
1 : Oh my god did you see justin blake?
2 : oh my god yes he's so hot

3 : back off missy he's mine
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the dirty blanket

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.
Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: The Dirty Blanket!
by Citizen X August 22, 2008
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Corissa Blake

A girl that is insanely beautiful, a girl that makes you smile even in the most difficult situations, a girl that make you feel so warm that its like an angle has just touched you from the heavens above.
I wish i could go see Corissa Blake today!!
by Brandon motha fuckin hansen August 8, 2009
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jack blacker

(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically, as the word suggests, blackjack and/or poker
son: Dad, what is a jack blacker

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri in order to avoid shame
by Sexydimma August 2, 2014
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blankenburg

one sexy biioootttccchhh!!
jared blankenburg
by jacksondiane April 13, 2010
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blanket flapper

any fart inducing snack item, I.E. deviled or pickled eggs, jalapeno poppers, etc.
Here dude, try these blanket flappers, they're freshly made and delicious, but look out, they're also deadly!
by Drgizmo October 24, 2010
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blanket ratchet

Someone who lays on their side with their partner in bed and tucks the blanket under their back, rolls over to put an arm overy their partner and then turns over taking a little of the blanket with them. Then repeating the action through the night to steal the blanket.
Vicky Blackburn you're a blanket ratchet give me some blanket back!
by Chris Risley 80 October 8, 2014
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