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Bander

A Bander is a holidaymaker that is staying in an all inclusive resort. The wearing of the coloured band gives them ideas of grandeur. This continues into life outside the resort much to the annoyance of the locals.

Non-German band wearers are also know as TwatBanders.
German band wearers are an especially obnoxious breed and are deserving of the term KunterBunders.
Oh shit we'll never get a seat, the bus is full of TwatBanders.
Kunterbunders everywhere, they think they own the bloody island.
by residentofmalta May 8, 2019
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blunder monkey

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.
Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.
by WashYourPits June 25, 2019
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Bladder-dragging

A full bladder or having to pee badly.
“Gotta pee so bad, I’m bladder-dragging.”
“Where’s Kim?” “She’s out back bladder-dragging.”
“Bro hurry up, I’m bladder-dragging”
by Kirata July 18, 2019
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Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.
Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing
by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019
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Blender

Blender: A person that does not stand out. The person dress and act’s like the social standards require. He or She is not the type of people to do anything Spontaneous to change their looks.
You’re such a blender Megan
by Zelius August 8, 2019
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banderlog

a sexy troll, basiclly a troll whore
and as you turn the corner, you see a banderlog!
by rabid polar bear October 20, 2019
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blender in cock!

Why,jimmy is a blender in cock!
by Wilierfredboi October 28, 2019
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