Bill Clinton

Lying about an inn-gotten "quickie": Impeachable bastard!
Lying about an ill-conceived war: Four more years!

Bill Clinton was a better president than George W. Bush could ever dream of being.

by Vanishga July 2, 2008

Uncle Bill

Alcoholic Beverage dedicated to Uncle Bill from the film "American Movie"

Peppermint Schnapps, Sprite and ice... two great gobs of it.

Mark: You thirsty? Want something to drink?
Bill: Yeah...schnapps...with sprite, and ice...two great gobs of it.
Mark: Alright, Uncle Bill.

by jolivas February 16, 2010

crispy bill

Doing a sexual favour for a man for a single note of money.

I earned some cash last night doing a crispy bill

by Butter on toast February 16, 2020

Bill Snydering

To feign ignorance about knowing who someone is.

Are you Bill Snydering me? I know you know who Carl Weather's is.

by Verne Perm July 2, 2018

Bill Boyd

A man who cannot help but windmill his 'organ' in the face of others, usually in public areas. Normally are top of the sex offenders register. Bill Boyds do often consume raw testicles for breakfast and lunch. Bill Boyds enjoy touching in and around your hole.

I saw Bill Boyd in the street once. He had a rather large dick hole.

Steven is such a Bill Boyd. He windmilled his cock in the eyes of the law, and he didn't give a damn.

by CaptainSoap April 1, 2015

Bill Monkey

After a child is snatched from the nursery by William Hogchild Monkey, his replacement is always a monkey human hybrid, or a “Bill Monkey.” Telltale signs include but are not limited to the following; a tail (often removed), a hairy back and chest, grunting when food is served, bowel habits that can suffocate mere mortals, and a proclivity for buggery and the TV show Family Guy. Needless to say, bananas are often his favorite food and a desire to pick pimples and nits from his being.

Hey Greg, there is no inheritance for you because you are a Bill Monkey. Go eat a banana and stick a Dick up your red ass you nitpicking bastard!

by His lordship and mr handsome May 4, 2021

Cousin Bill

(N) a person that is or creates an atmosphere of buzzkill. A person who always stays sober at parties and tells everyone not to drink. The origin of the phrase most likely comes from switching the first two letters of the syllables in buzzkill to kuzzbill, then lengthening it to said phrase. This phrase is mostly used in the presence of the Cousin in order to not hurt his/her feelings.

Sean: Cousin Bill sure is bringing me down tonight, she won't even have a Johnnie Bomb!

Nick: Tell me about it. The Cousin keeps telling me to stop drinking, what a drag!

by Johnnie Bomber June 15, 2014