Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.

"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."

by Spear960 March 31, 2023

Mountain Bike

Mountain Biking is something that extremely sexy people do, such as Ryan Reynolds. People like Lindsay Lohan do not do Mountain Biking. Mountain Bike

“I am Ryan, and i Enjoy mountain Biking”
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.

by unyinfeace99 July 22, 2022

City Bike

A man who is ran through, a slut. Like the rentable bike, everyone and their mom has ridden.

That boy is a city bike, beware.

by Squirttopia May 14, 2025

polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.

"Did you give her a polish bike ride?"

by odddlly September 5, 2025

Bike-Nutters

Bunch of Twats who ride around on kawasaki's, ducati's, and yamaha's.

Did you see those guys, they're bike-nutters

by De4thtr4p February 3, 2020

Bike Bitch

The definition of a person who trails alongside a running fitness influencer on a bike with the purpose of capturing content for their social media account.

Brad is getting so many more views on his Instagram Reels now that his bike bitch Janelle is filming all his runs!

by railsplitter17 November 16, 2022

Anti-theft Bike

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."

Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!

by man of many mans December 14, 2023