The act of pushing your dick into a bottle and creating a vacuum that puts lots of suction force on your penis and can destroy your penis if done for too long and incorrectly.
by Jojo-Flano February 04, 2022
When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
by Little England April 03, 2017
An Australian Eskimo kiss is a kiss where you rub one's nose up against the females clitorus with the option of using your tounge to give more pleasure.
by The Australian Gingerbread Man October 14, 2018
The act of getting a large group of people, taping yourselves to the ceiling in such a way where everyone is force-fucking each other for an hour straight. Afterward, everyone must let a spider crawl on their cock.
Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.
by TylerTheShiteater January 21, 2022
by grumble bundle November 02, 2020
I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.
by PaneraBoy January 07, 2024
Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!
by SunshineRae February 17, 2019