Australians

they had a war with emus and lost

OH NO THERE GO THEM AUSTRALIANS

by Ciquante dix-neuf March 8, 2022

Australian Hand Grenade

The act of cumming inside of someones mouth while giving Head

I was Australian Hand Grenade in my sisters mouth

by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025

Australian road train

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.

-"That sounds just like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean"

-No! I don't!

by Knightmusic December 25, 2020

Australian Beard

Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”

She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.

by Assistant2theRegionalManager June 22, 2018

Australian Creampie

When you cum inside an Australian and they thank you by giving you a Vegemite sandwich

“I gave her an Australian Creampie. I came in her land down under and she just smiled and handed me a Vegemite sandwich”

by Haymen81 August 29, 2022

Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

Australian sweatsuit

When you cover yourself or someone else in fur then sit in the south Texas heat

Let’s get that fucker and give him an Australian sweatsuit

by 8==>~(( July 30, 2018