Albinas

When you are sat at work and you fart. But instead shit your pants. What some might say, 'a professional follow-through'.

"I did a massive Albinas in the office today"

by razattack January 10, 2014

Alaina

A person who tends to bail on plans at the last minute without warning.

"You pulled an Alaina yesterday and didn't come to the movie. "

"That's a classic Alaina, not coming to the party after making the plans. "

by Sheprime1074 July 18, 2018

albino

pink eyed, white haired schmuckish type character, often constituting rich parents, overworked guns (of the muscular variety) and a unique tendency to camouflage on the Alps. Often found frequenting a super-exclusive gymnasium, straight to the dumbells, doth him. Anything to detract citizens eyes from ones own, since they are quite, quite pink. And often glow in the dark. The common, Berkshire Albino also sleeps with open eyes, and is easily terrorisable and shaveable.

Rim: "Oi, check the Milkybar kid, his guns are enormous!"
TPL: "Jeez creepers. That's nuts. Lets wait til he's really maulled, then shave his body and draw on him."
Gordy: "Sound. Eight times please.The albino is weak. My guns are cultivating as I stroke the chicken breasts to ensure full cookage."

by JimboK July 16, 2008

Alfie

Alfie's are ussally the type of boys who use people and sleep with different girls every night and annoys people to make them go away and friends every girl so he can flirt with them all then ask them out by one by one

#alfie #worseone #cheater #dick 🖕🐍

by Jessica farrence ❤️ February 1, 2017

Alaina

One of the ugliest bitches on the block
Has no eyebrows
Girls think she's pretty

Boys like someone else

girl 1: do you know Alaina?
Girl 2: yeah I'm jealous of her, she's kind of pretty

Boy 1: Are you kidding me ? She's ugly! Take a look at Allison over there, she's hot!

by Skatergirl116 November 5, 2016

affinity

Of the screwius majorus family

A company with an organizational structure that resembles a 3 year olds drawing, run by people with the same IQ as said 3 year old.

"Hey doesnt Affinity still owe us $3000 ?"

by In The Know March 16, 2005

Alfie

Alfie is an incredibly gay man, who likes boys over 13 and has a large buttocks

Alfie

by Ghhrcfrgjkydcfsukll October 29, 2018