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a cock sucker mother fucker, who lacks any male companionship, is fine sitting in his room alone all day, when his girlfriend is gone home. who is so cheap that he will eat all of his neighbours food, and thinks he gets away with it. sits alone in his room and plays gutair hero bc he has no friends. thinks he can walk into my house and not acknowledge that fact that i am sitting right there. lacks respect for anyone including himself. dont be friends with anyone named alex
"where is my cheese?" ohh wait let me check next door, alex probably took it.
Alex by ihatealex March 8, 2009
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No, have you asked Alex yet? He's a RuneScape god!
Alex by Tritellaria January 27, 2011
There are two types of Alex:

1. An asshole who thinks he is always right and can never do wrong. He does not care about other people's feelings and he will often accuse you of being a racist, when you are clearly not.

2. A sappy, impossible to get rid of, sack of emotions. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH HIM. You will never get rid of him.
1. "Stop being such an Alex dude"

2. "Stop crying Alex"
Alex by Alex hater December 14, 2013
A gay retard who sits in side and plays video games all day
Alex by Odoodo May 30, 2017
a really stubbotn prick that is a caustic person with suicidal tendancies. Usually the most emotionally damageable.
Joe:(sacarsm) You suck dick! (hehe)

Alex:FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN' PRICK I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH ME!!!
Guy with very very small dick, less than 7 inches, and likes to flirt with fat, or extremely ugly girls.
Alex is so ugly no wonder all of his friends are ugly too
alex by You2323 March 10, 2009