1 definition by ihatealex

a cock sucker mother fucker, who lacks any male companionship, is fine sitting in his room alone all day, when his girlfriend is gone home. who is so cheap that he will eat all of his neighbours food, and thinks he gets away with it. sits alone in his room and plays gutair hero bc he has no friends. thinks he can walk into my house and not acknowledge that fact that i am sitting right there. lacks respect for anyone including himself. dont be friends with anyone named alex
"where is my cheese?" ohh wait let me check next door, alex probably took it.
by ihatealex March 8, 2009
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