A guy who had a relatively huge head and a dumbass who only knows how to play games and has thousands of hours of games on steam.
by TrashVan March 20, 2018

Alan refers to a male child, usually white. Other traits include but are not limited to above average rapping skills, doing Emo hair, Savagery and Banging your Hoe.
Sama is a Japanese honorific which stands for Lord.
Sama is a Japanese honorific which stands for Lord.
by xxxbangyourhoexxx September 17, 2017

Alan Reet is a top grafter, who completed the bricklaying course. He rides around Charvgartha on his dark matter surron and grafts all sorts of Charvgartha artifacts. He can be distinguished by his scouse trim, a full montirex outfit and his Airmax 95s.
by Jbukrnr_07 May 5, 2025

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Plots dressed up as Alan Reet on a Sunday afternoon. or "Fair play to Alan Reet, man went from building gaffs with dark matter tools , to jeeting Bonnie Blue and having a sprog, genuinely sound geezer aswell"
by X-sav May 10, 2025

Middle aged male that owns a small business, pays people damn near nothing, treats them like crap while also claiming every five minutes 'no one wants to work society is lazy'
Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...
by TheMacNCheese@Home May 8, 2023

Alan is that one guy you have for a hairdresser / he takes his time to annoy you so if you meet him he will be a little annoying // this is a joke
alan the hairdresser
by REEEEEEEEE//HEHE June 16, 2019
