Alabama Mud Slide

The act of defecating into a person's mouth. The partner then proceeds to give oral sex while their mouth is still filled with feces.

Dude, Jessica and I made an Alabama Mud Slide yesterday.

by BCEagles7 January 31, 2009

Alabama Threeway

A sexual act involving three incredibly unattractive individuals; an analogous social or political situation.

The 2012 Republican primary race is like an "Alabama Threeway" between a your crazy uncle, your least favorite cousin, and a live pig (Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich, respectively).

by IwishIwereStephenColbert May 13, 2012

Alabama Shakes

Withdrawals from alcohol and meth at the same time.

Jim Bob couldn't make the stop sign shootout, he's gotta bad case of the Alabama Shakes.

by kashi70 August 23, 2016

Alabama Clam Chowder

After ejaculating in a yeast infected vagina, the man puts her legs behind her head and then spoon feeds her the soupy chowder that fills her clam.

Your mom makes the best Alabama Clam Chowder.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

Alabama Oyster

Semen on a Saltine Cracker.

My girl said she was hungry so I gave her an Alabama Oyster.

by TheCraigMachine April 6, 2009

Ahabian

Doggedly going after a goal, such that you can be compared to Captain Ahab hunting the White Whale.

"He really wants this promotion"
"Yeah, he's gone Ahabian over it"

by GratuitousEsquire March 20, 2009

Alabama Bidet

the act of cleaning ones anus, post defacation, with a high powered water gun or hose

Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet

by Shuffy July 7, 2010