The yogurt man is a very sexy person made of yogurt that seduces you and brings them to their yogurt strip club to then yogurt the shit out of you ;) until you pass out and turn you into a yogurt stripper. This cult is very exclusive and the yogurt man only chooses who he believes would make the best yogurt strippers it's an honor to be one ;)
Person 1: Oh shit what happened to out bro
Person 2: bro got seduced by yogurt man and is now a yogurt stripper for life :(
Person 2: bro got seduced by yogurt man and is now a yogurt stripper for life :(
by y.o.g.u.r.t. m.a.n. May 18, 2021
Get the yogurt manmug. 
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