shaggy taco

A very hairy un-shaven vaginal area.
Man homeboy I loved it. When Lady Gaga took her panties off she revealed that she had a shaggy taco. I love oldschool un-shaven poontang so when I began to make love to her I cummed in 20 seconds because I was sooooo horn dawg. The second my erectile touched her pussy lips I cummed. Luckily she gave me a second chance though. I didnt cum for 25 minutes the next time I shagged that Shaggy taco between Gaga's legs.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
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Spicy Taco

before engaging in some very "hot" and erotic foreplay with dildos and/or vibrators, you dip or spray the toys down with some pepper spray or some bear mace, and I mean give em a real good coat. Then you take the false wangs and you proceed to go directly to town on your partner's beav and/or bung. If you so choose, you may enjoy the spicyness as well using your mouth or genitals, or both.
Say, love muffins? How's about I duck into that hunting supply store real quick, and pick up some bear mace. Then, we can meet behind that dumpster, and I'll hook you up with a spicy taco while we wait for grandma to get out of surgery?
by D.P. Wong March 18, 2009
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butt taco

When a friend has passed out you proceed to spread his/her butt cheeks and insert the makings of a taco (tomato, lettuce, choice of meat, sour cream, etc.) Often great for retaliation.
I gave my cheeting-ass ho of a gf a butt taco. And then I made her eat it. That bitch.
by David June 18, 2006
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taco truck

A great place to grab some grub with friends.
Hey Drew, want to meet me at the taco truck for dinner?
by Silurian November 14, 2006
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Taco kisses

The female equivalent of tea baggin. When a female dunks her vagina region on anothers (man or woman) mouth from a vertifal position. While males may perform tea baggin (When one slides there nuts in and out of anothers (man or woman) mouth from a vertical position. )
Sue: "While Lee tea bagged me I got him back by giving him taco kisses."
by Aithne111 June 13, 2009
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hot taco

When someone, preferably a male, farts the most rancid and burning fart into a woman's vagina before or after sexual intercourse. Sometimes the mixture of seamen and fart can cause massive confusion in the woman that will lead her to kick you swiftly in the groin.
Tovey couldn't find his nuts days after he layed a hot taco in to Patricia's sweet n' salty Poon-tang.
by eltomlo August 17, 2008
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taco stand

"Dude, that John Mayer concert was a total taco stand."
by Gearmond January 04, 2009
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