A fuck boy who only wants girls for sex and doesn’t value actual love. He is also a liar, but not a good one because the truth always comes out. He is extremely toxic and obsessive in relationships.
by Vhfu bf sun March 05, 2020
The epitome of laziness. Loves to fondle cats and touch their privates. When attacking a Jared, do not go for the head, because it is metal plated, you won’t phase him. Typically looks like they’re lost and walking in circles, but don’t interrupt them, this is how they think, and disturbing them could ruin their entire day.
by NickyRen October 18, 2022
by crimsoku September 25, 2021
jared’s another name for a dolphin LMAO
their hair could be used as a skate ramp and is like a chad
probably a fuckboy
(not all jared’s im just thinking of one 🤡)
their hair could be used as a skate ramp and is like a chad
probably a fuckboy
(not all jared’s im just thinking of one 🤡)
by froyos October 21, 2019
19 and illiterate
by Step-daddy October 18, 2021
little bitch ass cunt mother fucker who didnt graduate from grade school and who will always be living with his parents
by doctor smarty pants July 12, 2022
A guy that gets absolutely no maidens. No bitches. No damsels. No female significant other. Or male significant other, for that matter. He gets nobody. He is alone, and will forever be alone. He loves Friday Night Funkin' and anime, and watches them nonstop.
Hopefully, someday, he will find that special someone.
Hopefully, someday, he will find that special someone.
by Drexsanity November 04, 2022