Walking Penis 

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

Walking Penis by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024

Jacks penis 

A very small sausage that plays DND

Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself

Jacks penis by H0tsexyMonkeh February 8, 2024

nigga penis lol 

usually said by teens who find it funny to make fun of the african american race

Josh: my mom just died in the hospital!

Brad: haha nigga penis lol

nigga penis lol by witans February 9, 2024

sex penis 

a special kind of human (optional) penis that is made in a lab for the use of sex for scientific research.

me and my uni flatmates were producing sex penises in our crack lab.

sex penis by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024

Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

Pennsylvania Penis Punisher by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024

Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

Pennsylvania Penis Punisher by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024

Small Penis Day 

The day where men with minuscule penises are born. March 11th

Look friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)

Small Penis Day by SebastianP March 25, 2024