The act of posting on Facebook and compulsively checking the updates to see how many likes your posts have garnered.
Areola is always posting crap on Facebook and she checks her updates every five minutes to count the likes. She is obsessed with like-grubbing!
by Untellectual October 09, 2011
bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)
i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !
carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
by michael foolsley December 09, 2023
A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.
A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.
An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
by bitchuck May 27, 2025
Ex. of The Like Slap:
Julian: *types status update* Had a good time tonight!
Maria: *types comment* I know man, especially when you made out with my sister! LOL
Julian: *Like Slaps*
Julian: *types status update* Had a good time tonight!
Maria: *types comment* I know man, especially when you made out with my sister! LOL
Julian: *Like Slaps*
by SprawlII January 28, 2011
<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy And I Liked It, However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy And I Liked It, However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 04, 2025
“Bro, after those bouncers threw that drunk out of the bar and into the dark ally, they all took turns and he was beat like a piñata.
by A nd December 30, 2022
Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.
by Diceberg May 21, 2022