Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009

A bag of rice

just give a person a bag of rice that not cook and just like seeing them as a skinny man with a bag of rice that is not cook

"bruh go get a bag of rice"

by J.C Micheal February 03, 2024

Bag Fucker

1. A person who has sex with people over the age of 80

2. An asshole

1. "That girl, Tracy, I heard she had sex with your grandma" , "Oh! That bag fucker!"

2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"

by Gocnitively pmiaired May 27, 2017

air-bagged

Being on the receiving end of an activated automobile airbag. Typically due to an accident or collision.

I would have walked away from the accident, had I not been air-bagged.

by qbam89 October 19, 2010

crusty bag

a crusty bag is when a male puts his testicles in a large bowl of chocolate, waits for it to set and starts smacking it on the womans face so it starts to crack then anouther has too lick it off whilst its happening.

"hey, girls you want to come over and try my crusty bag?"

by beccaneal May 10, 2016

crusty bag

a sack of testicles that havent been washed in a while and are starting to get crusty

sawyers testicles are a crusty bag

by a.lil.bitch October 09, 2015

phone bagging

Similar to tea bagging but you video call someone and rest your balls on the camera for pleasure and insultment.

"Oh my I was phone bagging your mum last night"

by Ads83 August 17, 2018