Donkey faced midget

A 3ft tall little person, most likely addicted to meth, smells like shit and that looks like she got hooved in the face by a fuckin horse.

Took the kids to the janky ass carnival yesterday oniy to see a bunch of drunk donkey faced midgets and piss. They are scarred for life.

by Pigknucks April 10, 2021

Two Faced Rats

A Two Faced Rat is someone who is constantly being a hypocrite and is terrible to the people that try to care about them.

For example, "Maddie, Zeke and Jacob are Two Faced Rats."

by WandaKinnie April 16, 2021

Resting Troll Face

An analogue of RBF (resting bitch face). A smug motherfucker who’s neutral face expression is one of taking the piss.

Did you see Elon Musk’s RTF (resting troll face) in that article about banging Sergey Brin’s wife?

by ArtVandelay69 July 24, 2022

double-faced entendre

Someone who "has 2 faces", meaning one side is joyful,nice, and kind while the other side is rude mean. This phrase was created by musical artist Oliver Tree, in his popular song "Life Goes On"

"You double-faced entendre!"

by Elijahs definitions June 17, 2022

half right, face!

the command in most branches of the US Armed Forces usually precedes "front leaning rest position, move!"

for those uninitiated, the leaning rest is the formal name for push-up position.

so, this command is when you know you're fucked.

DS: Why were you late, Private?
PFC: Sergeant, I wa-
DS: NO EXCUSES, PRIVATE! (In command-calling voice:) HALF RIGHT, FACE!
PFC, MENTALLY: haha. I'm boned.

by GodtheUSMCFuckingSucks May 8, 2022

Enjoy your face

When you are getting intimate with your partner and want to engage in oral sex.

“Hey sharkesha why don’t you come over tn and let me enjoy your face”
“Damn Jamal that’s the 20th blowjob this week.

by Shoover January 1, 2022

Butt naked face

Taking a selfie of just the face and nothing more, barley even a smile with teeth.

She had the butt naked face posted all over her Instagram, omg

by Wildbloc January 1, 2022