dick shot

when a guy gets hit there mentally

GIRL: good... now i need to find some more inspiration...
GUY: and im not inspirational??
That was a HUGH dick shot!
GIRL: (roll eyes) stupid ego.

by ego_breaker July 25, 2009

dick head

a dick head is a person that has a dick/penis insted of at head. these kind of people are very rare but can be found in public strip clubs under the stage

young man says: i'm going to the strip club. his girlfriend replys: you sick dick head

by youngmen March 28, 2010

dribble dick

a derogatory term for a weak person, esp man. implies that one's ejaculate lacks force.

If you just stare at that girl all night, she is going to think you are an utter dribble dick.

by marcus_schmarcus June 22, 2006

dick soldier

a guy who is always ready to fuck. he'll take one for the team and do the fat chick or the dirty whore.
also a term to describe an asshole military guy.

my neighbor is a dick soldier!

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

dick vacuum

1)A man or woman who sucks dick non-stop and almost always has a dick in his/her mouth.
2)used as an insult.

1)Hey, check out that dick vacuum! She's a pro!
2)Damn, Jared's such a dick vacuum!

by Mike939393 August 1, 2007

Dick & Nog

It's a penis for the holidays. Carefully wrapped & given to very special people as a gift.

It's festive for the holidays. R Kelly, Real Talk. Dick & Nog is my gift to you.

by Horus Fellatio November 13, 2007

dick rickets

"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.

Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.

Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."

Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"

by Erik Shunn September 4, 2007