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Nut Cupper

Celebrities who adopts bat shit crazy religious beliefs and supports and defends their charismatic leader regardless of how debased, perverse, manipulative, or abusive they are.

Examples of nut cuppers in history and current culture:

Tom Cruise is a nut cupper to David Miscavige.

Dieter F. Uchtdorf is a nut cupper for Rusty Nelson.

Porter Rockwell was a Nut cupper to Joseph Smith.

Nut Cupping is recognized by holding the arm to the square, with the forearm extended to a 45 degree angle and holding the hand in cupping shape. That is the sign. I desire all to receive it.

If you happen to encounter a nut cupper on screen or IRL, it is proper to give them the sign.
The other day while I was watching Top Gun Maverick, I saw the nut cupper Tom Cruise. I offered the sign up to Tom Cruise during his performance. This did nourish and strengthen me.
by Heber and Rhoda June 14, 2022
mugGet the Nut Cuppermug.

Nuts

Nutss in yo jaws
by turbonutz November 23, 2021
mugGet the Nutsmug.

solid nut

A solid nit is when you bust a nut with your foreskin still pulled over ya tip and the nut kinda goes into solid bits all over ya dick
person 1: “I busted a fat nut last night

Person 2: “I busted a solid nut last night

Person 1: “Pussy”
by FatNutMan101 May 9, 2018
mugGet the solid nutmug.

Flash Nut

Verb. Quick Coitus. Aka: Quickie, 2 Pumps and a Dump, 2 Humps and Bear Down.
Had to stop by home for a flash nut.
by Samwiz June 17, 2023
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Top Nut

The highest price you're willing to pay for an item.
"My top nut on that is like 30 bucks."
by EhZStreet March 11, 2022
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Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.
Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."
by psmith69412 March 30, 2019
mugGet the Deez Nutsmug.

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