cock 'n' balls

Reffering to the whole male organ including the balls and the penis.

Hey Suck my Cock 'n' Balls.

by Tim and Chris February 16, 2003

Spinning Cock-slap

Verb. A mid- air maneuver. To strike a person or an object with your erect penis whilst spinning in mid-air. Note: you must rotate a full 360% for it to be a full Spinning Cock-slap, otherwise it doesn't count. Think a Roundhouse kick, only with your penis. If you get hit with a
Spinning Cock-slap", you lose 20 "cool" points.
Not to be confused with the "Jumping Cock-Smash"
.

Mike used the "Spinning cock-slap" to knock the drink out of Tina's hand and spilled it all over her new blouse.

After Mike had sex with you Mother, he performed the "Spinning Cock-slap", and forcefully thumped her nose with his penis, she was most displeased.

by Rauchy Rauch April 1, 2008

tiny hidding cock

when a penis is so small - it hides under layers of body fat - i.e, fat guy cock

Omg girl - you should have seen this "tiny hidding cock" - i had to practically take out the tweezers for that thing

it was hidden away like a scared turtle or something

by PrincessLeah February 26, 2009

Molotov Cock-hole

A word made up by some twat who wanted to get a slot on Urban Dictionary, and if you asked anyone what one actually was, they'd just give you a funny look.

"I need a word to put on UrbanDictionary... let's see.... fire... Molotov cocktail.... Cock.... MOLOTOV COCK-HOLE!"

by The Antitroll August 22, 2011

cock-gun blast

The overly messy explosion of semen, cum, sperm, man-juice, etc. all over the face of a woman giving a guy head. To be a proper cock-gun blast, the juice must get in the hair, eyes, nose, mouth, and pretty much everywhere else on the face and other areas.

My ex-girlfriend was takin a lick on my gigglestick one last time and she told me to tell her when I was about to let loose. I timed it just right so that she got a full-on cock-gun blast right to the face.

by Eddie March 18, 2005

Wank My Cock

A term usually used from a safe place, such as automobiles and houses to shock and intimidate women or ultimatly get a good hand job.

Olly shouts ARRRGH WANK MY COCK!!! to some fine women poontang passing by.

by k-k-Kenzi June 18, 2007

big juicy cock

A very large penis that releases a large amount of sperm. Can also mean when a the male releases sperm whilst receiving a blowjob and the woman spitting out a large amount of sperm onto his penis.

"Yeah i totally gave Ali a big juicy cock last night"
"That Riaz guy totally has a big juicy dick"

by YourNansEmployer December 15, 2016