buff your shit

(verb) to get disrespected. To fall down or injure yourself. to get beaten up.

If you don't stop talking shit, I'm gonna buff your shit!

by Puff/Adrian March 6, 2011

Respecting your elders

A widespread belief is that you should show respect to people with more experience than you, which includes the elderly. Also a free-pass for those people to be rude without consequences.

*In a shop*
YOU: *Pull out a gun and aim at the cashier* Don't move, this is a robbery! All money in the bag!
ELDERLY: Excuse me, young man, will this take long? I've been standing in this queue for ten minutes and my back is killing me.
YOU: Oh, I'm sorry, I should have realised. *To the cashier* Please serve this old lady first.
ELDERLY: Thank you for respecting your elders. *Deep inhale* Don't move, this is a robbery…!

by Racoon7 February 5, 2018

all your base

From the poorly translated game "Zero Wing." The best context to fit this phrase in is for online gaming, such as Unreal Tournament Capture the Flag, or Counter-Strike.
This is for when you're pwning some team badly.

Loser: Damnit, they scored again!
Winner: HAHA, all your base are belong to us!

by pliz October 7, 2003

santasnowbirdfluffysasauge in your face

when santa steps on snow while at the same time killing a bird because he is eating a fluffly sasauge in your face.

Can he believe he santasnowbirdfluffysasauge in your face when your mom was there?

by lalatony January 11, 2008

shake your lettuce

A derivitive of 'Wipe Your Minge' which, in turn, is a derivitive of 'Dry Your Eyes'. That is to say, 'Stop Moaning!'

"Just shake your lettuce and get on with it!!"

by Jaffa_cake April 30, 2007

suck your own

Haven't you ever heard that one?
Not quite like the French "you suck hairy balls", but close
YEAH DAMMIT!

Shit: Yo, fagget! I'll punch you in the balls!
Fuck: You might as well suck your own instead, cause I got NOOO balllz!
Shit: I bet you ate em!
Fuck: I bet I'll eat your too!
Shit: Not before I ejaculate all over your turd face!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004

Muck Your Barn

Something a creepy ass motherfucker says to a much younger woman. Generally referring to something he will do with his tounge and middle finger, a sasuage or hotdog, a bottle of chipotle aiole and her vagina. There has to be at least a 40 year age difference and the gentleman is generally from the south and would be considered a redneck

Come here pretty thing let me muck your barn.

by Charles Perlman October 1, 2013