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Bag Bitch

Bag Bitch: Evan’s true calling Through his extensive work in the gym Evan has perfected the art of carrying peoples bags. When someone yells bag bitch he appears faster than a bell boy at a hotel and gets you bag taken where it need to go with a quickness. He requires no thanks, you just have to call him bag bitch. #forthebags
by OGiant23 March 31, 2023
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School Bag Hooch

The alcohol unwittingly produced at the bottom of a school bag, when tubs of fruit are left untouched in the bag for periods of time.
Student 1 - "Phew, you smell like a bar!"
Student 2 - "It's just the School Bag Hooch I'm brewing"
by Nicko Steel March 20, 2022
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acorn on a bean bag

When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac
My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag
by Gingleshcmecker May 30, 2023
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Bag whacking

1. A hard strike to one’s genitals.

2. When an unattractive guy pulls hella hoes.
1. Tony was buried balls deep, he was bag whacking.
2. Cleatus looked like shit today, but he was pulling hella. Fuck some would also say he was bag whacking.
by Cleatusfinelia April 17, 2022
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Wet bag of chips

adjective.- When someone, or something is undesirable, and disappointing in a disgusting manner.
Statement : Did you know Mazie Hirono is so successful, but unmarried?

Response: Oh that "wet bag of chips?" That is no surprise to me at all....
by KRAFTWAVE February 13, 2025
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Fag Bag

A friend or acquaintance than is being a total loser and not wanting to do anything cool and would rather go to bed at a normal time instead of staying up late getting hammered and kissing fat chicks.
cmon Jake quit being a fag bag and just go out to the club with us
by Jake the tank March 14, 2018
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Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!
Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME
by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022
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