A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
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Hey cousin Sally is here I'm first the n I kick you a hill billy hand me down that way you fuck her too.
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Get the hill billy hand me down mug."Beware of the hand (that bites)" is the opposite of "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." It means to be wary of some people, especially those who can make a situation worse. Tony John coined this phrase.
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Person 2: Beware of the hand (that bites).
Person 2: Beware of the hand (that bites).
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"Dude, have you seen Matthew's new profile picture? He is doing the rock n' roll hand sign! I'm never letting him inside my garden ever again"
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To go gay, specifically Lesbian. The term is really used to mean that you are becoming a lesbian from being straight.
Originally came from Kath and Kim (Australia)
Originally came from Kath and Kim (Australia)
Kath: Kim, I want you to know, I know that you've thrown your handbag in the river and I'm okay with that...
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