If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

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cunted

when you get so fucked up on any substance and create great memories

oh fuck I remember when I got so cunted with old mate Robert last night, I was off my chops and shagged his mum m

by nanshagger4000 July 21, 2021

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Cunt Rocket

A new born baby that was spewed out of the womb of someone who should have never reproduced.

I'm so sick of seeing that bitch Shannon and her ugly little cunt rocket.

by BrokeXCampbell September 26, 2017

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Bus Cunts

The person who drives a bus and always decides to pull out in front of you like they are in the biggest hurry in the world, then proceed to crawl along slower than a Wiki.

What a lovely day for a driv.......HEY........Bloody Bus Cunt just pulled out in front of me. Now I am having a shitty day. I really dislike these Bus Cunts.

by hewi12 November 16, 2016

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